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Friends come and go, like the waves of the sea...

But best friends stick with you, like the octopus on your face.

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I get awkward whenever someone compliments me.

Someone: "Hey, I liked your drawing!"

Me: "Happy Birthday"

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"I'm NOT clumsy. Its just that the floor likes to trip me, chairs and table edges are bullies, and walls are just IN THE WAY"

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"I do not need to flirt, I'll seduce you with my awkwardness"

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(no offense to the LGBTQ+ commity)

"What does the Q on LGBTQ+ stand for?"

"Uh...."

"Lets look it u-"

"QUADRISEXUAL"

(Actual quote from me and my friend. Would it surprise you to know I was the one who yelled Quadrisexual?)

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"I sleep too much. Parents complain. I barely sleep. Parents complain. I eat too much. Parents complain. I don't eat enough. Parents complain. I'm always in my room. Parents complain. I go out too much. Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN"

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"When your parents leave you home alone, its like, "Well, time to teach the neighbor about good music""

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"If a book about failing doesn't sell, does that mean its a success?"

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"People are so ungrateful. They never thank me for having the patience not to slap them."

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"My dream job is being the karma delivery service."

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gasp

"What? What is it?"

"I stepped on a cornflake!"

"So.. what?"

"IM A CEREAL KILLER"

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"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to MANY people."

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S.C.H.O.O.L= (S)even (C)rappy (H)ours (O)f (O)ur L)ives

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= (H)alf (O)f (M)y (E)nergy (W)asted (O)n (R)andom (K)nowledge

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(Quote from one of my friend's characters)

"Follow the leader, through the thick and thin! Follow the leader, the great Obsidian!" glances at self narcissistically in a puddle and falls off a cliff

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"Time is a cuttlefish" (Ultraviolet's bro)

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"Ya know, we've been friends so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence."

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"Whatcha thinking about?"

"Where to hide the body."

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"NOW THIS IS REAL SCIENCE!"

"What?"

"SCIENCE! AHAHAHA!"

-me, duh

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