Test one: Stealing a high-tech plane.

“Alright, time to steal this! Where’s the on button?”

“Systems Online.”

“That’s good! Alright, which button to press first?”

“Self destruct activated.”

“That’s fine! Next button.”

“Venting oxygen.

“I don’t actually know how to fly planes, this might be a problem.”

“Accessing database, enter password. You have 3 chances before lock-out.”


“Access denied. You have two more attempts.”


“Access denied. Security systems overwritten, deploying security scorpions.”

“That’s...bad, right?”


“Why would she put scorpions in a plane?!”

“Access granted.”

“I’m just not going to question that?”

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