Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-39024013-20190620105230/@comment-36195412-20190627142744

Had I been in James Bond, I wouldn't be a hero. I'd be petting the evil British villain's cat.

"But Agent Victory! You're on my side!" yells Bond as he's hanging over the fiery pit of lava and sharks...lava sharks.

"Don't listen to him! Join my side! We have cats," says the villain, adjusting his monocle.

"Hmm? You're gonna destroy Britain?" I reply. "That's..."

The fluffy white cat then proceeds to roll over, exposing an even floofier tum-tum as it transforms into liquid.

"SEE YA, BRITAIN!" I shout.