Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-33950110-20190815005606/@comment-40162417-20190820205751

oH BOY I HAVE SO MANY

it's better when it's out of context

-(friend, upon seeing something out of the corner of her eye) "Did you just lick your shirt?"

-(me, reaching down to grab my shirt collar and lift it to my tongue) "tASTEH."

"Don't worry, little guys. I don't know what I'm doing either."

"Why do you have the entire Midwest in your yard?"

"He is a very big boi."

(screaming, holding onto a swing for dear life) "OH GOSH I JUST REALIZED WHY NOBODY EVER LETS ME DO THINGS (FRIEND) HELP ME--!"

"WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS?!"

"Just Google the haunted pants!"