Shrek the Lady Ogre

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'''DO NOT STEAL THE POEM OR THE CODING! BOTH THE CODING AND THE STORY IS BY ME.'''  One night I had a scary dream

Where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre.

He,

no, she,

Was covered in makeup and lip gloss drinking Starbucks.

I asked Fiona is she was fine with that

And she said:

"Yes, I am bishrekual."

I woke up sweating from the dream

Because now I know spoilers for the new Shrek movie

That Fiona is secretly bisexual.