User blog:Jaguar Satake/***petty lifeguard rant ahead, proceed with caution***

-inhale-

So our community has a swim team. I don’t like speaking ill of people, but oh my hecking lord the junior coaches-

We have a kitchen in the guard shack. We share this kitchen with the swim team because we both need a place to keep food items. They have snacks, and we have ice pops. We don’t take their snacks, and they don’t take our ice pops. We have a sign that says “lifeguards only” for our stuff and they have a sign that says “swim team only” for their stuff. WELL. The junior coaches keep raiding the swim team’s snack stash and blaming the guards for it, and on top of that, they took our ice pops, of which we had 2 boxes consisting of 100 pops each. So not only are we lacking ice pops on these 100+ degrees July days, we are carrying the blame of stealing swim team snacks.

On top of that, the swim team keeps trashing the bathrooms and not cleaning up after themselves, leaving a huge mess for the guards to clean.

But hey, it’s fine. It’s not like we work long hours in the heat to ensure your safety.