Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-33950110-20190815005606/@comment-40162417-20190821230210

alright so I have a story

A few days ago, my friend (let's call her Bird) wasn't hungry and didn't eat the rest of her lunch after eating chips and a sandwich. My other friend (Book, let's say) looked a bit worried, and said, "Bird, you have to eat."

Now, I should've put my hand on her shoulder and said something like, "Bird, you need to eat. Eating is what gives us nutrients."

But, somehow, my mind felt the need to make me reach over, grab Bird's arm, squeeze it a bit, stare her in the eye like a complete weirdo, and hiss loudly, "CONSUUUUUUME."