A Guide to Fighting Mobsters: 7th Grade Edition

Chapter 1.
Courtney's first day of school.

She hated it.

Why did they have to move? This was a stupid place, on a stupid island. Just because her parents won the freaking lottery didn't mean they had to move to their own island with a top-drawer school there.

That was Courtney's thoughts as she stood in the office of Dasson Academy for the Well-Gifted.

Or, as she called it, ''Dasson Academy for the Rich Idiots. ''Seriously, no one under a millionaire went here unless they were on scholarship. Which never happened.