Octopus on your face and other funny quotes about whatever

Friends come and go, like the waves of the sea...

But best friends stick with you, like the octopus on your face.

I get awkward whenever someone compliments me.

Someone: "Hey, I liked your drawing!"

Me: "Happy Birthday"

"I'm NOT clumsy. Its just that the floor likes to trip me, chairs and table edges are bullies, and walls are just IN THE WAY"

"I do not need to flirt, I'll seduce you with my awkwardness"

(no offense to the LGBTQ+ commity)

"What does the Q on LGBTQ+ stand for?"

"Uh...."

"Lets look it u-"

"QUADRISEXUAL"

(Actual quote from me and my friend. Would it surprise you to know I was the one who yelled Quadrisexual?)

"I sleep too much. Parents complain. I barely sleep. Parents complain. I eat too much. Parents complain. I don't eat enough. Parents complain. I'm always in my room. Parents complain. I go out too much. Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN"

"When your parents leave you home alone, its like, "Well, time to teach the neighbor about good music""