Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-36742973-20191004113018/@comment-43837840-20191102064746

Me, Yummy Dragon, and 8-Bit Girl were having lunch when this crazy kid, for our purposed let's called her Mentally Retarded, okay so Mentally Retarded and her friends sat down next to us. Then Mentally Retarded did some somersaults on the table, which probably contaminated our food from the germs on her feet.

Then she was all like, "Hey, BFFs!" And we kind of just ignored them. But then Mentally Retarded started acting like me and her were in love and having a relationship! And then I glared at her and I said, "We don't even know each other." Then I got up and left.

Yummy Dragon caught up to me a few minutes later and started complaining about how one of the boys said she was cute and asked her to the Fall Dance!

The same thing happened the next day, except Mentally Retarded wasn't there and it was her friend Mentally Ill who was being annoying and insisted we were friends.

After that I avoided that spot, even though 8-Bit Girl insisted there was absolutely no reason to not sit there. But then one day 8-Bit Girl had apparently convinced Yummy Dragon to sit there with her, and they saw me and asked me to sit with them, so I did.

Then Mentally Retarded and Mentally Ill and all their other friends with mental issues sat by us. Then Mentally Ill sidled up next to me, and I knew what she was going to say, so I was like, "No one's going to fall for the BFF thing." Then she started yammering on about how she wanted us to be their BFFs, but luckily I was just about done with my lunch so I got up and left.

After that I next sat in that spot again. The arrangement worked for both of us, but 8-Bit Girl just kept insisting on sitting there, and for some reason the Mental Issues squad never bothered her. I think they might be racist.

Oh, yeah, did I mention that I'm half Chinese and Yummy Dragon's Chinese? Mentally Retarded's black and Mentally Ill is somewhere in-between, I don't know. But racism works more than one way, you know.

And by the way Americans didn't invent slavery. That existed in Ancient Greece! And nowadays everyone seems to think that white people are bad and black people are the best and wisest and whatever oh bore me to death already! No, I'm not saying that whites are better than blacks! I'm just saying that this "race card" thing is ridiculous!

Sorry if you don't live in America and have absolutely no clue about what I'm talking about.