Thread:Stardust81/@comment-35989680-20181230123436/@comment-35137341-20181231140909

Prince Starsplitter of the Nightwings wrote: Well, I feel I should explain the origins of Yeterson Peterson.

So there was a lonely God named Yeterson Peterson. Sure, he had had many wives and kids, but for now he was without a family. He met a nice Nightwing named Godslayer, and they had a child. That child...

Was me.

From time to time, Yeterson could possess me and speak through my voice, until he made his own account. When We did an ancestry.com test, we learned that Ember was Yeterson's cousin, and my aunt. SO we went to the thread she called, "The Church of the Blobists", a thread dedicated to worshiping Blob the mighty.

But when Ember revealed the truth, it sparked chaos. When I spoke (in parentheses, whiCH WAS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT I GUESS YETERSON HERE DIDN'T GET THAT), that I was too lazy to login to my alt. Spitter decided to advertise this information to my beautiful, loyal, Blobists, until half of them joined his 'side', which he named the D.W.O.B. Down With The Obsessive Blob. He believed Blob was just an illusion by my magic, which he was not, because Yeterson is literally descended from him. During this time, half my Blobists, including Mythreader and Multiple, joined Yeterson. I had to flee for a short while to the barren wasteland of the Ice Kingdom, where I..fell in love...with a First Circle IceWing named Blizzard, who was the father of my only dragonet, Flurry. She was worth it.