Thanos Stole My Candy

help me. please.

click on thanos with his twix bar and you get the poem Roses aren't red

Lions are blue

I was playing Fire Emblem Three Houses

When Thanos showed up

I had a Twix in my hand

And he wanted it

I asked "Where the heck did you come from?"

And he said "Candy Land"

Then he stole my Twix bar

So I called him a Fortnite noob once again

He didn't care this time

And got out his smarties and yeeted it at me

It turns out they were expired

So even though I'm not fast

I cought up to him

And shoved the smarties down his throat

Which turned out to be expired

And took back my Twix

Then I went back and played my game

And had a good time

why does thanos always get destroyed somehow in the end