Dora and the Destroyed City of Nothing

I'm taking this to Area 51 along with the original with me and you can't stop me.

This is actually going to be not a poem, but a story. Actually.

Prologue
One day Dora the Exploder was exploring the jungle with Beats the Mankey, Dingo the Exploder, and Jegur who was totally secretly Claude in disguise. The two had fun until Dora eventually made their fake cardboard car explode and Dora's mom got mad that Dora exploded again and again until ten years later.