User blog comment:Firefly Writings/I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY HELP!!!!/@comment-32721574-20190710163801

make up some random thing that you are now obsessed with (say turtles). Now everyone has no problem giving you stuff and you're only left with an abundance of turtle things and the fact that you have to life your life as a lie because you don't actually like turtles that much

(lol but real talk just ask for either something you can regift, something you can resell, gift card to place you actually go, or money if they will actually give you that. OR ask for clothes, i get tshirts for a lot of my gifts so I don't have to go out and buy them lol, haven't gone shopping in like years.. no idea how my pants still fit on second thought..)