Weirdest Poem Ever

I woke up one day

Near a lake called Bay.

I was craving some Cheetos

But they were too low.

I was as mad as a cricket

So I bought a ticket

To see Avengers Infinity War.

I didn’t like it, nor

Did I know Thanos was a grape

and not an ape.

I banged my head on a seat

And a man turned to greet

Me with a face of a koi.

Then I said, “I’m Dat Boi.”