Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-33950110-20190815005606/@comment-40162417-20190914121330

[at the lunch table, across from a friend] "I'll get you, my pretty!" [I turn to the shorter kid beside her] "And you little dog, too!"

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''[background: one of my dogs is going to grow to be a big gorl, but she's short as of now. My family likes poking fun at her, but my friend didn't know that--]''

me: "Hey there, shorty with six toes."

friend: "Stop bullying your dog!"

me: "It's not bullying! She's short and has six toes."

friend: "Try something else, then."

me, staring at the slight dip in pupper's back: "Hey there, reverse camel."

friend: "No!"

friend: "Katie Ann needs to make better life choices."

me: "We are arguing over a fictional horse movie parody."