Talk:Octopus on your face and other funny quotes about whatever/@comment-39042010-20190625012524

Some quotes:

Walk slowly, and you will see something exciting.

Run faster, and that something exciting won't get you.

ARTICLE: Teens are growing horns on their necks from staring at phones!

ADULTS: Oh, that's horrible! No phones forever!

FRIENDS: Creepy! Maybe I'll cut back on TikTok...

ME: Cool, natural weapons! (goes back to texting)