The Glory Life (r/greentext)

Anonymous- 09/07/2019

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>be me, 16

>looking at memes to determine what "the perfect woman" is

>stubbles upon a meme

>ohyeah.jpg

>it was a little cut scene from Blue's Clues, a show that I watched from my childhood

>and I have to admit, I had no idea that Blue was a girl

>possibly a straight 10/10 qt3.14

>goes to Know Your Memes

>infact, there are other 10/10 Blue Gijinka (humanization) pic there too

>tfw I have hit the Glory Life of memers

>mfw there are more pictures like this:

>tfw Blue, like Jolyne Cujoh, is a PRETTY WOMAN

>Woo!

Pretty woman, walking down the street Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet Pretty woman I don't believe you, it must be true No one can look as good as you Mercy

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see Pretty woman Oh you look lovely as you can be Are you lonely, just like me? Arrrr

Pretty woman, stop a while Pretty woman, talk a while Pretty woman, give your smile to me

Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah Pretty woman, look my way Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me

'Cause I need you Need you tonight Ah!

Pretty woman, don't walk on by Pretty woman, don't make me cry Pretty woman, don't walk away-ay, okay If thats the way must be, okay I guess I'll go on home, it's late There'll be tomorrow night, but wait What do I see? She's walking back to me Whoa, whoa, pretty woman

>tfw I'm not the INTRUDER of these memes

>mfw