Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-36742973-20190620223631/@comment-36742973-20190815015843

Kid: //holds up grubby fingers to do the "vision test" immediately when they see a person with glasses// how many fingers am I holding up? //drools on floor//

Me: //insert number between 1-5//, that's equivalent to the amount of braincells you have in your head because you think everything I see becomes swirly if I don't have my glasses on.