Dear Gods

Dear Gods,

Why. Why, why, why, why, why. Why on earth do you do this to me? By Zeus's beard, you give me practically every quest you can think of. I mean honestly, amnesia, epic battles, taking down TWO primedial beings which is at least one more than anybody else in this world, I could go on. I just wanted to write this letter to say I'm done. I'm retiring. No more battles, no more fights, no more monsters. None.

I'm so freaking done.

Best wishes,

Percy Jackson