User blog:Pokeballmachine/Quotes by my Snobby/Wacky Teachers

My teachers are usually joking.. a lot. Here are some of them.

English Teacher
Quotes from my snobby gamer English teacher.

Student: What's a good name for a villain?

Teacher: bob.

"Remember the time when Simba went in the jungle? Disney forgot him meeting Tarzan."

"Don't ask me how long your essay needs to be. It needs to be long."

"(my name), I notice you wear a Pokemon shirt. Hah, I started with the Squirtle Squad episode. And I'm not the type of person who starts on episode one." (Yes, I was wearing a patterned Pokemon shirt with different Pokemon over it)

"I just live alone with my cat. Usually at dinner we always compete for who has the last scrap of bacon. It's always me."

Science Teacher
Quotes from my science teacher who really cares if we lose, but not so much if you win. She's got lots of memes up her sleve.

"I actually want you guys to give me a wrong answer. You get a prize for that."

"Fail fail fail! Y'know, everything in life is a failure! You just fail, then pull yourself, fail again, and so on! It's so epic like an epic fail!"

"I'm posting memes on (homework/grade check website), and nobody can stop me."

Gym Teacher
Welp,  he's serious, so no jokes here...'

Computer Science Teacher
He's also serious...

Math Teacher
Yet again, she's serious.

History Teacher
And she's serious. Oof.