Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-39024013-20190620105230

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Our government has been keeping the secret from us for to long it's time we figure out the truth. Cat, or Felius Cattus are a small carnivorous mammal which are distant cousins from the felidae family. In medieval times cats, especially black ones, were seen as witches in disguise and thus were hunted down and burnt alive. Today, they are one of the most popular pets in the world, the other being dogs. But how did cats survive such massacres? W̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶3̶-̶1̶0̶ ̶k̶i̶t̶t̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶1̶5̶0̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶t̶i̶m̶e̶.̶  Well I have an explanation, they went into hiding by evolving into liquid. In fact, cats and liquid may be common cousins! After all, we already know water is a predator, I mean, how come body's just disappear in tsunamis. B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶D̶U̶H̶!̶   Because the tsunamis ate them! Plus, if you need more proof, there are many ancient paintings portraying cats as liquid. We even have a picture from an ancient roman tapestry of a cat transforming as shown aside! We area collective of scientists, historians and archaeologists dedicated to proving that cats are liquid. If you are apart of this society, please refrain from drinking cat, they may be liquid but they are not beverages! This page is for writing hilariously poor arguments for why cats are liquid. Have fun folks!

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