Thread:FunAndGamess/@comment-36742973-20191004113018/@comment-43837840-20191109021608

PhoenixsongTheHiveWingLeafWingHybrid wrote: I was talking to the person next to me on the bus. Unfortunately, Stupid Annoying Chicken (the worst, baderester, most annoying, and most hated person on the whole bus) chose the seat across from me (after forcing the other person there to trade seats) and started talking to me.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Hey, are you in TAG?

Me (slightly annoyed): Yes.

Me (looks down at his legs): You know you're not supposed to put your legs in the aisle?

Stupid Annoying Chickent: Yes, but everyone does it anyway.

I looked down the aisle and literally he was the only one doing it. I though to myself, That rule exists for a reason, you know. I went back to talking to the person next to me and staring out the window. I could hear him harassing some other kids. A little while later he started talking to me again.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Hey, are you coming to the fall dance?

Me: I don't know.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: So, yes?

Me: I said I don't know which means I don't know!

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Oh, don't be so mad!

I raised my eyebrows at him and tried to ignore him swearing at the top of his lungs.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Hi, you know I have a lot of friends in TAG.

Me (unconvinced): I wonder what your definition of 'friend' is.

I turned towards the window to avoid talking to him, but I could still hear him.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Hey, Weirdo Girl, tell this person what my definition of friend is.

Weirdo Girl: I don't think she's listening.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Just tell her.

Weirdo Girl: [Lists off a whole bunch of words with the word 'friend' inserted after each one.]

Stupid Annoying Chicken: So, which friend would you like to be?

Me: The I-am-very-annoyed-with-you type friend.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Okay, annoying friend!

I pulled my hood over my head and turned away from him, pulling my pockets close to me so he couldn't even think about stealing my things. Then he started poking me. So I pulled off my hood and glared at him until we got to his stop.

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Hi.

Me: Hi again, especially since you've already said 'hi' ten million times!

Stupid Annoying Chicken: Bye, this is my stop.

Me: Good. I hope I never have to see you again!

Stupid Annoying Chicken and Weirdo Girl: Ooh, someone here's a grumpy cat!

Me: I don't care!

He left the bus. Unfortunately, he crossed the road in front of the bus and walked by my window while I was staring out it. We made eye contact briefly. I should have taken the opportunity to stick out my tongue or something, but I didn't.

I mean, seriously, what is wrong with some people? I know it doesn't sound that bad, but it was worse in real life. If only that was the worst thing that had ever happened to me... Back to the thing about Stupid Annoying Chicken. He has a reputation for being a troublemaker. He's so bad that our bus driver said he would talk to the principal about Stupid Annoying Chicken. He has been known to beat people up. Today I was sitting near the front of the bus, so I heard the bus driver question one of the girls getting off the bus.

Bus Driver: Wait a moment, I have a question for you.

Poor Innocent Girl: //Stops and turns around//

Bus Driver: Did Stupid Annoying Chicken threaten you?

Poor Innocent Girl: Yes

Bus Driver: How?

Poor Innocent Girl: He said he would beat me up

Bus Driver: For what?

Poor Innocent Girl: He was bullying me

Some time later...

Phoenixsong: Stupid Annoying Chicken is the definition of troublemaking

Bus Driver: Yep. I'm going to talk to the principal about him.

Phoenixsong (distracted): Meh.

Bus Driver: But thanks for your input

Phoenixsong: //Mumbles something unintelligible//

I guess I should consider myself lucky that I only had the misfortune to interact with Stupid Annoying Chicken once.