A Little Town Called Reality

I live in a little town called Reality.

It’s actually quite nice there

only if you wear your mask.

Everything here is perfect

if you count out the diseases

we’ve been plagued with

and the numerous dead

that litter the peaceful streets.

Everyone is nice here

if you follow along with their beliefs.

Anything else,

And you’ll find yourself heartbroken.

Don’t worry, though.

If you are just passing by,

Feel free to buy a souvenir.

i heard that the razors are on sale.

Rope is very cheap too.

If you want to move away from here,

I heard of a very nice town

Just down the highway.

You’ll just have to go through

Their pearly gates.

However, I really want you to stay

In my little town called Reality.

It’s quite nice there,

Don’t you think?